Too slow for the fast lane and too impatient for the slow, I like to splash around in the part of the pool sectioned off for anarchy. Swimming about in a wonky infinity symbol, swerving to avoid the kids practicing back flips and the old fella wrestling with a foam noodle, is my kind of happy time.
When I do try swimming in a line I always veer to the right as being a mighty left-hander, my body naturally wants to swim in clockwise donuts. I don’t mind but I can’t imagine its much fun for my fellow swimmers.
A most shameful moment in the Holloway pool 2012 when, in the middle of one single backstroke, I managed to accidentally grab a passing bollock in my left hand, and an entirely separate swimmers boob with my right. That’s why, even though my lumber vertebrae cry out for it, I approach back crawl with extreme caution.
This is the story of when I rejoined my local swimming pool a couple of weeks ago, or how easy it is for me to have an existential crisis.
Happy Swimming and Happy Bright Sky Autumn to us all
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This is SO fun!! “I’ve forgotten to have arms”😂. Once in a huge pool at Brown University this man who I dubbed AquaMan repeatedly passed me with Gale
force wind velocity and tsunami height waves. I got so tired of it, I reached out and grabbed his ankle and didn’t let go. He was furious. But, he changed lanes.